my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(via magnetsandpeople)
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
(Source: janetdevlinoffic, via jocelynthedandylion)
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via batman-on-unicorn)
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
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(via justinbiebern)
